MILF
Age is something that creeps up on you gradually (as opposed to maturity, which seldom occurs naturally in the male of the species and has to be faked). Because it happens gradually you may well wake up one day and find yourself having sex with a forty year-old woman. How did that happen? I'm guessing it wasn't by choice, in the sense that you didn't suddenly start thinking that older women were hotter than younger ones. You probably just married a younger one who aged into the role, as it were, or you found that as you got older it was impossible to get younger women to regard you as anything other than a father figure (or pervert uncle figure).
I had to explain this fact to a woman in the gym a few weeks ago: as men get older they don't stop wanting to shag young women. Our taste doesn't "mature" so that we suddenly find wrinkles, gravitationally challenged breasts and cellulite a real turn-on. (I'm talking about normal people here - I know there's websites out there dedicated to granny-sex but that's just wrong, OK?) In the same way I'm sure women don't desperately look forward to getting fucked by men with pot bellies, bald heads and double chins.
When you go to the pool they have young, lithe, female lifeguards, with bodies that practically define the word "pert". Wanting to do one is just part of being male, like shaving or scratching your balls, and women who don't realize this are either very naive or very dumb. Scattered around the pool are various women exhibiting the process of aging in all its forms. As the years go by the bikini becomes a one piece, and then one of those shorts-and-a-top outfits that attempts to disguise arse expansion. Eventually a small skirt thing is added to hide the arse completely and the transformation is complete. Like a caterpillar turning into a butterfly, only in reverse.
And yet there are women out there who defy this easy characterisation - they are MILFs. I could attempt to describe what makes a MILF but you'll find that one man's MILF is another man's old slapper, and taste is highly variable. It's definitely true, though, that a certain group of older women is attractive regardless of the age of the male viewer. So if you do happen to find yourself up to the hilt in an older woman it's not necessarily a bad thing. If, on the other hand, your fantasies run to women with no teeth, a walker and their own warden-assisted secure apartment you should ask a friend to slap you very hard around the head. Perhaps with a rock.
Older women do seem to think that there's something wrong with men fancying younger women, though, as if it's somehow sordid or a sign of shallowness. Newsflash - we're all shallow; if a girl in a short skirt crosses her legs opposite us the thing that distinguishes "mature" men from "immature" men is not whether they look but whether they get caught looking. And don't make the mistake of thinking that us older men have more in common with an older woman than a young one - this is a common misconception among older women. We have little in common with either of them because they are practically a different species. They put cushions on beds, buy pot-pourri, use moisturizer, coordinate fabrics and talk during football games (on subjects other than football). What do we have to talk about? I once heard it said that the main attraction of a three-way with two women was that they would have someone to talk to afterwards so that the guy could relax, sleep, watch TV or make a sandwich. Plus there'd be more breasts.
So dating older women has nothing to do with maturity and is probably more a matter of necessity, but MILFs are nature's way of making it OK. In the meantime I'm taking a break from maturity and going swimming...
Copyright 2007 Edward Bison
I had to explain this fact to a woman in the gym a few weeks ago: as men get older they don't stop wanting to shag young women. Our taste doesn't "mature" so that we suddenly find wrinkles, gravitationally challenged breasts and cellulite a real turn-on. (I'm talking about normal people here - I know there's websites out there dedicated to granny-sex but that's just wrong, OK?) In the same way I'm sure women don't desperately look forward to getting fucked by men with pot bellies, bald heads and double chins.
When you go to the pool they have young, lithe, female lifeguards, with bodies that practically define the word "pert". Wanting to do one is just part of being male, like shaving or scratching your balls, and women who don't realize this are either very naive or very dumb. Scattered around the pool are various women exhibiting the process of aging in all its forms. As the years go by the bikini becomes a one piece, and then one of those shorts-and-a-top outfits that attempts to disguise arse expansion. Eventually a small skirt thing is added to hide the arse completely and the transformation is complete. Like a caterpillar turning into a butterfly, only in reverse.
And yet there are women out there who defy this easy characterisation - they are MILFs. I could attempt to describe what makes a MILF but you'll find that one man's MILF is another man's old slapper, and taste is highly variable. It's definitely true, though, that a certain group of older women is attractive regardless of the age of the male viewer. So if you do happen to find yourself up to the hilt in an older woman it's not necessarily a bad thing. If, on the other hand, your fantasies run to women with no teeth, a walker and their own warden-assisted secure apartment you should ask a friend to slap you very hard around the head. Perhaps with a rock.
Older women do seem to think that there's something wrong with men fancying younger women, though, as if it's somehow sordid or a sign of shallowness. Newsflash - we're all shallow; if a girl in a short skirt crosses her legs opposite us the thing that distinguishes "mature" men from "immature" men is not whether they look but whether they get caught looking. And don't make the mistake of thinking that us older men have more in common with an older woman than a young one - this is a common misconception among older women. We have little in common with either of them because they are practically a different species. They put cushions on beds, buy pot-pourri, use moisturizer, coordinate fabrics and talk during football games (on subjects other than football). What do we have to talk about? I once heard it said that the main attraction of a three-way with two women was that they would have someone to talk to afterwards so that the guy could relax, sleep, watch TV or make a sandwich. Plus there'd be more breasts.
So dating older women has nothing to do with maturity and is probably more a matter of necessity, but MILFs are nature's way of making it OK. In the meantime I'm taking a break from maturity and going swimming...
Copyright 2007 Edward Bison
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