Mr.Bison's Day

For a long time now it's been possible to turn your dull Google home page into a personalized iGoogle page, complete with a graphic theme of your own choosing, customized links and various gadgets that you can select, or even design yourself. There's a range of iGoogle themes available and some of them are time-based, so that the image at the top of the screen changes during the day - for instance, there's a cartoon monster called JR who can be seen in various situations if you select that as your theme.

You probably already know this, but I mention it because, in an exciting new development that I'm sure will have people all over the world literally pissing themselves with joy, assuming the fucking thing works, you can now have your own Mr.Bison iGoogle design theme as your home page. All you have to do is click on the link below, BUT it will only work if you're signed into your iGoogle account, or if you sign in from that page:

MrBison iGoogle Theme

In the nut-jugglingly unlikely event that you like it, you can set it as your home page, assuming you know how. (This isn't rocket science, but I realize that for some people finding the "Off" switch is a struggle.) Hopefully it will get picked up and offered by Google as one of their standard designs, but this is somewhat unlikely if they actually visit the site...

The design at the top of my screen right now looks like this:



but it changes during the day, going through the following transformations:



Of course it may not work for you at all, in which case I accept no responsibility for the minutes of your life that you wasted which could otherwise have been profitably spent in manual self-pleasure.

This is, of course, a cuddly and benign set of images; having the Bison surfing the internet for porn, pouring a large Scotch or dismembering a corpse in the bath would severely reduce its broad appeal. And I'm all about the broad appeal - can't you tell?


Copyright © 2008 Edward Bison