Crap No-one Needs, #1
Oust Air Sanitizer
With their relentless commercials, full of irritating women pointing out that Oust is the only air sanitizer, this product easily earns its way onto the crap list. Why does anyone need to sanitize air? If the air in your house smells bad, maybe you should take a look at the cat litter tray, or change the bed, or maybe even stop farting. What must you be doing if the air is so bad you actually need to sanitize it? Do you have bodies concealed in the crawl space or something?
This is one of those products where they had to invent the need and then sell it to armies of dumb people. Fortunately for Oust, dumb people are not a limited commodity, otherwise their market would be restricted to serial killers, inhabitants of crack houses and those strange people who live with a hundred cats and have trash on the floor. Do you fit one of these demographics? Probably not, so you can give this crap product a miss.
Copyright 2007 Edward Bison
With their relentless commercials, full of irritating women pointing out that Oust is the only air sanitizer, this product easily earns its way onto the crap list. Why does anyone need to sanitize air? If the air in your house smells bad, maybe you should take a look at the cat litter tray, or change the bed, or maybe even stop farting. What must you be doing if the air is so bad you actually need to sanitize it? Do you have bodies concealed in the crawl space or something?
This is one of those products where they had to invent the need and then sell it to armies of dumb people. Fortunately for Oust, dumb people are not a limited commodity, otherwise their market would be restricted to serial killers, inhabitants of crack houses and those strange people who live with a hundred cats and have trash on the floor. Do you fit one of these demographics? Probably not, so you can give this crap product a miss.
Copyright 2007 Edward Bison
posted by Mr Bison at
2:53 PM
1 Comments:
I feel exactly the same way. The stinky bacteria isn't in the air, so it doesn't matter if the spray is sanitizing. Bacteria don't LIVE in the air, they may occasionally get stirred up and be in the air. But in our day of completely degerming everything, people want to believe they can sanitize everything.
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