Crazy Little Thing Called Love

While in China I met up with some old friends here and we went to the karaoke. One of my buddies selected a girl to "take away", and was obviously feeling pretty pleased with his selection. She spoke English well, although once she started speaking it seemed to be near impossible to get her to shut up, but by way of compensation she did have large breasts. Anyway, Roy was grinning at me as I looked over at them, as if to say "didn't I do well?"

At this point I felt it my duty to point out to him that she had teeth like Freddie Mercury. "Be sure to think of that when you're banging her. You'll be seeing Freddie Mercury looking back up at you. Don't let that put you off or anything."

His face dropped, he looked at her, then back at me, and muttered "Bastard." Then, like a true friend should, I started picking Queen songs on the karaoke machine.

"Hey, Roy, how about We Will Rock You?"
"Fucking bastard."

He ended up telling me that he was going to have to do her from behind. Yes, friendship is a wonderful thing...