Easy To Swallow

In addition to fine beer, Mrs Bison and I took a dessert to the 4th of July party yesterday. It was a cheesecake, the recipe for which she'd never tried before. It turned out to be excellent and a part of me wanted to complain that she never makes good stuff like this for us just to eat at home. On the other hand, I should probably be grateful that she doesn't, otherwise I'd be in the fast lane to fat bastardhood before you could say "another slice?" Apparently this thing is supposed to serve sixteen people, which is obviously bollocks; we couldn't have made it last more than two nights between the three of us.

My reason for including the picture is simply that when Mrs Bison unveiled it I took one look at it and said "If Jaggy saw this he'd ask why everything Mrs Bison makes seems to be covered in jizz." Well, I asked about the "jizz" and it's made from cream, milk, sugar and vanilla. I dare say if real jizz tasted as good we'll all be geting a little more, well, you know...