Happy Birthday Darling

Mrs Bison was out tonight, picking up Bison Daughter from her dance class, when she managed to get herself pulled over for speeding. She turned into a car park and the police car pulled up behind her. A woman police officer got out, which immediately struck her as bad news, since she figured she was much more likely to catch a break from a man. (I'm not sure how she worked this out - she's never been pulled over in her life up until now. Probably watched too many cop movies. Just as well it wasn't a male officer or she may have gone all "Cool Hand Luke car wash" on him.)

Anyway, she handed over her license and insurance, and after a minute the officer returned and told her she was getting a verbal warning. Mrs Bison thanked her, and told her that was the best birthday present she'd had. The officer said she hadn't noticed that it was her birthday, wished her a happy birthday and sent her on her way.

It's a good result, I know, but it doesn't say a lot about my birthday present buying skills does it?