In the unlikely event that you would like to contact Edward Bison you may use the e-mail address below. I'm not promising a reply, but my guess is that if you're the kind of person who desperately needs one, I'm probably best avoiding you, correct? I'm sure I'll get all sorts of spam along with any real mail, making it unlikely that I'll ever bother to read your message, but you never know... Maybe you'll stand out from the hundreds of opportunitites to make my penis larger or harder. You know they don't work, right? I mean, if they did you've got to believe every bloke around would be knocking china off shelves with their new eighteen inch boner. Anyway, it's your call.

edward@mrbison.com