The content of the internet generally falls into three categories: stuff to buy, naked people and crap. When you've finished buying more stuff and looking at naked people there's only the crap left.

There's a tiny bit of interesting reading out there too, but it's hard to find, and often accompanied by pop-ups offering more stuff to buy and naked people.

Far be it from me to drag you away from the naked people (I'm rather partial to them myself, truth be told) but I'm going to write the edited highlights of my life here in the hope that people will read and enjoy them.

What's the worst that can happen? You waste a few minutes of your own sad life reading this. You can always go back to the naked people afterwards. I am confident they will still be there waiting for you!

Yours,

Edward Bison.